Of Course, Where Else Except Texas?
Austin Man Marries Plasma TV to Spite His Wife
Is there a scientific name for this kind of behavior? Technophelia perhaps?
Hatton explained:
“She would always say, ‘You love that TV so much, the two of you ought to get married.’ So I took her up on it. I says to her, ‘Well maybe we will get married.’ And she’s all like, ‘Yeah, well I don’t think you have the guts.’ And I’m like, ‘Just you wait and see lady!’ And one thing led to another, and now I’m married to my TV.
He showed her. The only problem is if the TV wants to be away from him, it can’t have him sleep on the couch.
